I thought this would also make a good skit for Children's Theater.
NARRATOR:
Today was
probably the biggest day of Al’s life. He had finally reached that milestone in
his life where he was going to find someplace bigger. Maybe finally settle
down, find himself a wife, and have a few dozen children who’d swim on into adulthood.
Yes, Al was a goldfish.
AL:
I’m a
goldfish!
NARRATOR:
Al had quite
enjoyed his life in his small bowl since the day he moved in. But 6 weeks is
just a long time. He was an adult now. Keeping up the maintenance was just too
much hassle. He was looking forward to one of those fancy water filters. After
all, he couldn’t find a mate if his castle was caked with his own filth.
MRS.
CLEMENTINE:
I set up Al
in his moving, plastic, ziplock baggy and waited for his lovely new home to be
filled.
AL:
The
anticipation is just killing me! In a few hours I’ll be a proud, new tank
owner.
MRS.
CLEMENTINE:
He’ll have all
that extra space to swim, never having to worry the water becoming too hazy,
also with all that extra room for some new furniture.
AL:
I can get a
new castle, some fake seaweed, and even a scuba diver! This’ll be the best
home, ever!
NARRATOR:
After his
long wait the moment of truth had finally arrived.
Mrs. Clementine carries Al
over to his new tank.
MRS.
CLEMENTINE:
I carried him
over to the new tank and slowly lowered in the bag. He burst through and swam like shark’s were biting
his tail fins.
AL:
I’d never
seen such a glorious cube of glass and water. This place was perfect! The water
still had that “new tank” chill, so I decided to explore a bit.
NARRATOR:
Al then realized
that this tank was just too big for one fish. Something then caught his eye.
There, at the back of the tank, was the most beautiful fish he had ever laid his
eyes on. Those golden scales, those big eyes, he had to know who this other
fish was.
AL:
I approached
cautiously, I didn’t want to spook my new tankmate. But I noticed something
curious. As I swam closer, it was swimming toward me. I was overjoyed. Perhaps
this fish found me attractive as well. Our eyes locked. “Why hello there
beautiful, lovely water we’re having today isn’t it?
REFLECTION:
(Just
stares.)
AL:
No need to be shy darling, please
tell me what your name is.
REFLECTION:
(Just
stares.)
AL:
I-I’m sure it’s lovely. Just like
you.”
REFLECTION:
(Just
stares.)
NARRATOR:
Al was shocked. he was suave, polite,
and using his best moves. Maybe the other fish thought he was just ugly.
Heartbroken Al swam back to his castle. He never wanted to face that judging
fish ever again.
MRS.
CLEMENTINE:
I don’t understand it. I thought Al
would like his new tank but he almost never leaves his castle unless he needs
to eat. And he’d panic anytime he saw his own reflection.
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